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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Movie· 2025· Comedy· Drama

Directed by Mary Bronstein

A 2025 film directed by Mary Bronstein.

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You opened in US theaters on October 10, 2025. It is expected to stream on HBO Max later; no date has been announced.

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  • Released

    In theaters

    Since Oct 10, 2025

  • Streaming

    HBO Max

    No date announced

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  • Theatrical releaseOctober 10, 2025
    ReportedWikipedia
    “If I Had Legs I'd Kick You: infobox: released 2025-10-10 (United States)”
  • Streaming · HBO MaxNot announced
    “A24: A24 films stream first on HBO Max under the renewed A24 and HBO Pay-1 output deal.”
  • Cast and crew data

    Wikipedia · CC BY-SA 4.0

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  1. Theatrical release date announced: October 10, 2025

    Reported by Wikipedia

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